Two of my friends got into an amusing and non-serious argument yesterday.
It was over a mocha milkshake.
Friend 1 insisted that we tried this milkshake, because it's 'amazing'.
Friend 2 awkwardly whispered that she was lactose intolerant.
Friend 1 didn't care. 'You drink Big Ms all the time!'
Friend 2 'And after every single time I run to the toilet'